Because I need something to keep me awake as I do a favor for my sister. I stole this from . you take a slogan generator, you type in your name and answer the following questions with whatever comes up.

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Don't forget the Sophie, Mum.
[...I think this may portray mornings where my mother forgets me in favor of my sister. Hey, it happens. I wake up, get dressed, make my lunch and go.]

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Only a fool breaks the Sophie.
[LOL! Fools! No one can break the Sophie!]

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Challenge Sophie.
[Um...this could be taken a number of ways I suppose]

4. How would you answer a booty call?
The lighter way to enjoy Sophie.
[Because we all know a booty call with Sophie is heavy business]

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
To our members, we're the forth Sophie.
[There's actually five of us.]

6. To someone you dislike?
If you've got the time, we've got the Sophie.
[Translates into "me, you, after school, in the parking lot. Got the time?"]

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
The science of Sophie.
[Strangely enough this is something I would say to excuse myself for the washroom. What? It's biology!]

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
I'm not gonna pay a lot for this Sophie.
[Thank God! Normally it costs to be Sophie coming home late!]

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Who would you have a Sophie with?
[...is this supposed to be sexual inuendo? I can see it now; someone bursting through the door and saying "need a third?"]

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Have you had your Sophie today?
[Why yes, and it seems he will tomorrow, and the next day. For the rest of his sorry life, for that matter.]

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
I'd walk a mile for a Sophie.
[Actually, that would be what the next guy in line is saying. His loss.]

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Say it with Sophie.
[lol, I am a jerk.]

13. What are the best words to describe you?
It's the bright one, it's the right one, that's Sophie.
[I distinctly remember being called a "fairy" at one point]

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Wear Sophie.
[It's a porno]

15. Your last words before you die...
You can really taste the Sophie!
[...zombie death, perhaps?]

16. Your message to a special someone..
Make the most of Sophie
[I think we're talking a night in]

17. Title of this post will be..
You press the Sophie, we do the rest.
[...what now?]

That's enough, I'm going to bed. There will be no Sophie pressing tonight, I'll have you all know.